Blog Dust...
Clearing the cobwebs aside, I'll pop in a summary, a resolution, A MEOW and SPAM.
The Summary
* The evening of my last post my nephews put up the Christmas tree. It was lovely.
* The evening of my last post the realization that- this could very well be the last Christmas I spend with my Dad- bitch-slapped me so hard I was seeing stars for days.
* The day after my last post my Dad had fallen down 2 twice and ended up unable to walk. He didn’t break anything… his right leg stopped working.
* The day after that my Dad was admitted to the hospital. My dad is paralyzed and showing signs of dementia.
Christmas was good but somber. My heart aches and I cry sporadically. I am Daddy’s little girl… even at the ripe age of 31.
I am super-freaky busy with my jewelry website & making, with ‘work’ work and trying to keep myself from emotionally erupting, exploding and extinguishing. Don’t worry though, I’ll be fine.
A Resolution
I quit making resolutions years ago… but this New Year I will make one: I resolve to be more organized in general.
Resolve to lose weight? Fuck that… I’ll always have chub… I’m over that heh… who gives a shit if I’m fat- it’s never detoured me from getting laid by hot men, and that’s all that matters… isn’t it? *heh* Besides, I’m soft and squishy… the way a woman should be.
I’d resolve to blog more but… I hate feeling guilty about not blogging when I say I will so, fuck that too… I’m more interested in establishing my financial security at the moment.
A MEOW
‘member when I posted about what my nipples do when I orgasm? No? Re-cap: Fabulous orgasm both nipples get hard, mediocre orgasm one nipple gets hard (only the right nipple). Well…
The other night I gave myself the most incredible orgasm EVER… no man, no toys, no porn… just my fingers. It was soOo amazing that both my nipples were rock hard and sticking out farther than I’ve ever seen… I had the biggest shit grin on my face, too. My cheeks were actually sore from smiling so wide and long. What is my point??? I created a name for it. This orgasm is called: A M.E.O.W. A Most Excellent Orgasmic Wonder.
Hey… so I’m a geek, but at least it’s better than my ‘Vantrilofartist’ creation.
SPAM
I haven’t checked my email in days… I go into my spam filter folder and suddenly realized as I was skimming the subject/from lines I was making comments…
CREDIT & CASH – Yes please.
REAL SINGLES – I prefer 12 packs.
ITS INSIDE – I fucking wish!
BRAIN UPGRADES - A few people I know might be interested in this…
POWER TOOLS – Mental Note: pickup batteries and a new porn.
POKER SECRETS – I should write a sex guide for men called Poker Secrets.
Now I shall place the cobwebs back in place and say… BITE ME 2005!!!!
The Summary
* The evening of my last post my nephews put up the Christmas tree. It was lovely.
* The evening of my last post the realization that- this could very well be the last Christmas I spend with my Dad- bitch-slapped me so hard I was seeing stars for days.
* The day after my last post my Dad had fallen down 2 twice and ended up unable to walk. He didn’t break anything… his right leg stopped working.
* The day after that my Dad was admitted to the hospital. My dad is paralyzed and showing signs of dementia.
Christmas was good but somber. My heart aches and I cry sporadically. I am Daddy’s little girl… even at the ripe age of 31.
I am super-freaky busy with my jewelry website & making, with ‘work’ work and trying to keep myself from emotionally erupting, exploding and extinguishing. Don’t worry though, I’ll be fine.
A Resolution
I quit making resolutions years ago… but this New Year I will make one: I resolve to be more organized in general.
Resolve to lose weight? Fuck that… I’ll always have chub… I’m over that heh… who gives a shit if I’m fat- it’s never detoured me from getting laid by hot men, and that’s all that matters… isn’t it? *heh* Besides, I’m soft and squishy… the way a woman should be.
I’d resolve to blog more but… I hate feeling guilty about not blogging when I say I will so, fuck that too… I’m more interested in establishing my financial security at the moment.
A MEOW
‘member when I posted about what my nipples do when I orgasm? No? Re-cap: Fabulous orgasm both nipples get hard, mediocre orgasm one nipple gets hard (only the right nipple). Well…
The other night I gave myself the most incredible orgasm EVER… no man, no toys, no porn… just my fingers. It was soOo amazing that both my nipples were rock hard and sticking out farther than I’ve ever seen… I had the biggest shit grin on my face, too. My cheeks were actually sore from smiling so wide and long. What is my point??? I created a name for it. This orgasm is called: A M.E.O.W. A Most Excellent Orgasmic Wonder.
Hey… so I’m a geek, but at least it’s better than my ‘Vantrilofartist’ creation.
SPAM
I haven’t checked my email in days… I go into my spam filter folder and suddenly realized as I was skimming the subject/from lines I was making comments…
CREDIT & CASH – Yes please.
REAL SINGLES – I prefer 12 packs.
ITS INSIDE – I fucking wish!
BRAIN UPGRADES - A few people I know might be interested in this…
POWER TOOLS – Mental Note: pickup batteries and a new porn.
POKER SECRETS – I should write a sex guide for men called Poker Secrets.
Now I shall place the cobwebs back in place and say… BITE ME 2005!!!!
Noodled by Burninghair at 1:59 PM
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