Magic Eight Ball

My nephew’s 17th birthday was this past Friday. My sister, being the silly mom that she, is bought goofy party favors, one of which was a mini magic eight ball.

Considering I am actually studying divination, I figured I would get a little practice in with the magic 8. Here’s how it went:

Me: ‘Oh mighty magic 8 ball… will I win the Texas Lotto?
8 ball: Rely on it.

WoOhoO!

Me: Magic 8 ball, one day will I be rich and famous.
8 ball: Doubt it.

Me: Magic 8 ball, will I continue to have success with my weight loss?
8 ball: Yes.

Me: Magic 8 ball, will a man fall in love with me soon?
8 ball: no answer, it was stuck on a corner.
Me again: 8 ball, will a man fall in love with me soon?
8 ball: Ask later.
Me one more time: 8 ball, will a WOMAN fall in love with me soon?
8 ball: No doubt.

Ok, good enough.

Me: Magic 8 ball, will I get laid this upcoming weekend?
8 ball: Looks good.

Alright! Score!

Me: Magic 8 ball, should I buy some sex toys online tonight?
8 ball: No.

Damn it! I already did!

Me: Magic 8 ball, will I enjoy the sex toys I purchased online tonight?
8 ball: Sorry, No.

Damn it again!

I then proceeded to chuck the Magical 8 ball in the trash… thus ending my divination session. Ok… so I didn’t chuck it… but I came damn close to it!

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Speaking Sex Toys, Again...

So in a previous blog, I mentioned that I have no sex toys. All that will change in exactly 1 week! Hoorah! But damn those things aren’t cheap! Not the interesting toys anyway.

I will refrain, to your dismay, from providing the tantalizing details… but let’s just say, I’m excited and can’t wait! I purchased 3 things… 2 toys and a little sheer lacey dress thing that totally rocks. Now I just need someone to wear it for!

Hey! The magic 8 ball said my chances of getting laid this upcoming weekend, so I’ll keep it handy for quick access. LOL.

Allergic Reaction

On a sour note… I had a severe allergic reaction to something today… it happened right as I got out of the shower. My eyes swelled almost completely shut. Totally sucked… I don’t know if there was something on the bathroom counter or what, but I ended up rubbing my eyes, and bam! My eyes swelled up something fierce, and I could barely see. Some Benadryl, a cold press and 3 hours later- the swelling finally went down enough for me to see. Talk about freaky…

I ended up ditching a friend today because of that, and I feel extremely bad about it. But, he doesn’t have a phone, although he does have hi speed internet access lol, so I couldn’t call him… and my eyes were so swollen I couldn’t get online. I guess I’ll see how upset he is at me tomorrow.