Untamed Heart...

Perfume Peeve

NoOoOo! I got on E-bay last night to buy some of my perfume… The prices are hiked up super freaky high! It runs $60.00 for a 1.5 ounce of the wonderfully powerful lure Jean Paul Gaultier “Classique” at the department store… I use to be able to get it on ebay anywhere between 20-30 bucks… or I could buy a 3.3 oz bottle for 40-60 bucks. Now… it’s maybe like 10% cheaper, but with the shipping… sheesh.

I’m devastated. I absolutely love this perfume… I have never in my life found such an amazing scent… people compliment me on it daily… it’s a great year round scent… for summer or winter, and it seems to reflect my personality, and enhance my mood.

Yes… I will fork over the cashola… but how upsetting that I can’t get the same great deal right now as I did earlier in 2004.

How did I discover this glorious scent? In a Porn store lol… probably about 6 years ago. A boyfriend and I use to frequent this porn store, and I saw this cool bottle shaped like a woman- I smelled the tester, and instantly fell in love. We bought the bottle, which was the biggest I’ve ever seen it come it, for a whopping $30.00. It had to be more than 4 oz, because I still have that bottle, and it’s bigger than any I’ve purchased since then.

Speaking of Porn

So, you want to know what else I purchased at the Porn store? Porn, of course... maybe a toy or two. What kind of porn do I like? you might ask… I like tasteful artistic porn. Is there such a thing? you might ponder- why yes, yes there is. There are a few flicks I watched that were soOo cool, erotic and sensual. Very expressive and artistic.

Black lights and neon paint… color hued scenes… awesome costumes… obviously a bit more money went into these. I don’t remember who produced them, but I’m sure I still have one packed away somewhere… I’ll have to look for it. I don’t go for that hard-core bam bam bam, rip your pubic hair out and hand it to someone kind of porn. And yes- that was actually in a flick I saw… the ripping of the pubi.

I might like having bam bam porn sex occasionally… however, in watching porn, I want something erotic, sexy… just damn hot. AND I’m very picky about my porn women too…

Thinking of Toys

All this thinking about the porn store is making me want to go and buy a new toy. I threw out all my old toys quite some time ago…

What would I purchase? you might inquire… why a dildo of course. Maybe a vibrator… but I don’t really need vibrating sensations to have an orgasm… if done properly… I can orgasm perfectly with simple penetration.
I want a ‘life’ like toy… one that looks real, feels real and fleshy. I don’t know about you, but those hard plastic mechanical objects just aren’t that pleasing. They can be helpful at times… I admit… but when I have sex- with a partner who is as sexual as I am, I generally don’t need toys- ok maybe a nice little red whippy thing could be fun, but I enjoy that person soOo much and spend the time tasting, feeling & exploring- that I don’t think about added stimuli… when I’m by myself… I tend to think the same way. I don’t just go for quick orgasms… the buzzzzzz I’m finished. I’m in no hurry… so I want to enjoy it, revel in it and let the orgasm flow through my body from head to toe.

Great… now I’m horny. All that over a damn bottle of perfume!